Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why did the whale cross the road?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?