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Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?