Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why was the bee sad?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What birds make average students?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?