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What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

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What did the horse say when it collapsed?

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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?