What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
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