Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?