What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

When do astronauts eat?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you call an old snowman?

Where do books sleep?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?