Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?