What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Which family member is always relieved?

Do dads always snore?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?