What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

My friend David had his ID stolen.