What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call the dog magician?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?