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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

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Why is spring the oddest season?

What tea do footballers drink?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

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Why did the bulldog have an accent?

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Why are winter days great?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?