Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Which former US President was always cold?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?