What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?