What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?