Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do insects learn at school?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?