What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What makes music in your hair?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?