How does a squid go into battle?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What did the airline worker name her child?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why is sand so optimistic?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?