What do ducks have for lunch?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?