What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why do all the planets get along?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?