Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's the slowest 5k?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?