Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

How does a cow do math?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

How do you grill cheese?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Which fish is the best at making glass art?