Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Where do birds go to drink?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do all the planets get along?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
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