Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why are cars magic?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do cows say on NYE?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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