Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?