What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How do automobiles fly?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do bees get to school?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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