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Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why was the bee sad?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What's the ocean's favorite song?