What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
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