Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do mice do when they're at home?