How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
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What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do bears keep cool?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What words make the best athletes?
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