What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What was the first animal in space?