What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

When should you start writing a book?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call octopus twins?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?