How does the sun listen to music?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the student eat their homework?