What did the calf play in the school band?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

It's allergy season again?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?