What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

How can you make 7 even?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

I broke my finger!

What did March say to the madness?