What did the calf play in the school band?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What is the coolest country?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which animal is the most religious?