What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Which subject has two parts?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Which bug is related to you?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why are turtles so shy?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?