What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What school subject really rocks?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?