Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

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