Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

When should you start writing a book?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?