Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How did the tree get lost?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the hostess name her daughter?