Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?