How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's the most masculine animal?
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