How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why are winter days great?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?