Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?