What is a mouse's favorite game?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the shower say to the toilet?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What reads and lives in an apple?