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What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Do dads always snore?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?