Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why do hogs play so much football?