Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What sport do horses love to play?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?