Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
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What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
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