Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
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