What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?