What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?