What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do sprinters eat before a race?