What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why did the barber win the race?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?