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What makes music in your hair?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why was the dog overweight?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

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What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?