What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do cats always get what they want?
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