What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?