Why did the turkey cross the road?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?