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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

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What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

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What's a dog's favorite tooth?

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