Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
A book just fell on my head.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the computer run out of money?
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