Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call a small mom?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
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