What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What school subject really rocks?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Where do kittens go to school?