Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What type of car do planets buy?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is blue and not heavy?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.