What did summer say to spring?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why do mice need oiling?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?