What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?