Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?