Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
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