Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
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What do you call a snowman's dog?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
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