Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are grandkids so great?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?