Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?