Why do librarians never make plans?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What sports are both plant-based?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?