What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

When should baseball players wear armor?