What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Do dads always snore?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What kind of monkey flies to school?