What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?