What part of a football field is never the same?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?