What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What birds always travel in twos?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?