What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?