Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How is cat food sold?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?