How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?