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Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

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What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

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Why do math teachers love hiking?