What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
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