What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How do bees get to school?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What kind of store would a dog own?