What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why do cows wear bells?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What did the sick chicken say?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?