Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why is sand so optimistic?

If you need help building an ark..

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's the richest basketball team?

What kind of dog chases anything red?