What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a magical reptile?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?