Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What country has the most fish?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
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