What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What animal loves Indian food?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?