Why was the cat so small?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the body of water think so much?