What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

How do fleas travel?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?