Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

How was the wedding?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?