Where do chips wear socks?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What does a panda ghost say?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Which office space loves to cut corners?