What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?