What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?