What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Which subject has two parts?