What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?