Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?