Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?