What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?