A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What are the strongest days of the week?