How does a barber get to work?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why are frogs always happy?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?