What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did summer say to spring?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How do horses navigate at night?