What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What insect runs away from everything?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?