Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
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