Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's E.T. short for?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
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