Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Why are turtles so shy?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
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