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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?