What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why was the horse so happy?