What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What makes music in your hair?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you call two birds in love?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?