What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?