Where does breakfast live?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What should your husband name his internet connection?