Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call an old snowman?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where do termites go camping?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
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