Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How is life like toilet paper?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
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