What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which is the worst season?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..