Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why was the bee sad?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What country has the most fish?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call two birds stuck together?