How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a small mom?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?