Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What food is a man's best friend?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?