What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?