What does a lion call an antelope?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you call a handsome runner?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?