What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?