What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?