Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?