Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

How do birds threaten one another?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why was the fish so smart?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What cartoon character loves insects?