What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?