What did the salad say to its dad?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why do bees buzz?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How do you make a bandstand?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?