Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?