What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?