How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why are trees always so positive?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call an insincere horse?