What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

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What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?