What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?