Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
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