Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?