What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What should you wear to a tea party?

A book just fell on my head.

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?