Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What car does Yoda® drive?
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