Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What shape is bad at driving?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What sweet treat never panics?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where does laundry go to college?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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