Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
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