Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What sports are both plant-based?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
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